YOREMA's definitions

shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

by YOREMA October 15, 2005

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

man dance

The act of homosexual intercourse.

You want to do the man dance, boy?

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

cute whoore

Hiberno-English expression to describe someone with rogueish qualities.

"That Tony Blair is a cute whoore"

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

pisspot

1. A bedpan
2. Urinal, commonly seen in men's public toilets

James grabbed his crotch in terror as he realised the pisspot was broken.

by yorema August 5, 2005