YOREMA's definitions

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

by YOREMA October 15, 2005

ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.

"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

man dance

The act of homosexual intercourse.

You want to do the man dance, boy?

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

cute whoore

Hiberno-English expression to describe someone with rogueish qualities.

"That Tony Blair is a cute whoore"

by YOREMA July 11, 2003