YOREMA's definitions

shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

by YOREMA October 15, 2005

tv.com

The sodomized remnants of popular community-built website, tvtome.com.

CNet are a bunch of cunts that took over tvtome and sodomized it, leaving us with the piece of shit that is tv.com.

by yorema August 5, 2005

pisspot

1. A bedpan
2. Urinal, commonly seen in men's public toilets

James grabbed his crotch in terror as he realised the pisspot was broken.

by yorema August 5, 2005

bog hopper

One who hails from the countryside, commonly used to refer to farmers, though the person in question does not necessarily have to be a farmer to be a bog hopper.

"Mickey Joe is a smelly bog hopper."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.

"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004