luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 12, 2003

pricktease

A woman who likes to lead men on with hints that they could possibly have sex with her, even though she has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.
Simile of cocktease.

"That bitch is such a fucking pricktease."

by YOREMA July 12, 2003

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 28, 2004

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

geebag

One who is a fucking twat, or vulgar slang for female genitalia.

He's a right geebag!

by YOREMA April 02, 2003

cute whoore

Hiberno-English expression to describe someone with rogueish qualities.

"That Tony Blair is a cute whoore"

by YOREMA July 12, 2003