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Kannens tend to be tall, smart, awesome and good lookin. Kannens are usually friends with nice people. Kannens like country and rap music.
Girl: he's soooo good lookin... must be a kannen
kannen by The girl dictionary January 27, 2017
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Kanyenglish

A dialect of the English language used by Kanye West in his rap music lyrics.

Frequently, but not always, the Kanyenglish version of a word is simply an abbreviated or diminutive form of the original English word (see Example 1). In other cases, common slang terms are used so gratuitously that those unfamiliar with Kanyenglish may find it challenging to extract any meaning (see Example 2).
1. Kanyenglish: "That shit cray." English translation: "That shit is crazy."

2. Kanyenglish: "Yo whip so cold... oh this old thang?" English translation: "Your car is very stylish and desirable... Oh, this outdated and rather commonplace vehicle?"
Kanyenglish by Jim_Philly January 16, 2012
Related Words
kannen • Kannon • Kainen • kannan • Kanen • kannanpreet • Kanner • Kennen • Kaenen • KanaEna
A mysterious guy who only he knows his deepest mystery.
Your nothing but a Kannan.
kannan by Ley_foreverandalways October 22, 2015

Eugene Kanning 

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Kannanthanam 

Pretending to sleep while fully awake.
Mark successfully pulled off a kannanthanam to avoid being disturbed by his roommates.
Kannanthanam by ~PandiPada~ August 27, 2018
Tom- “Yo look at kaynen over there shawty got a phatty”
Jim- “yeah you’re right”
Kaynen by Coochieman September 29, 2020
Kannon is a very kind person. He is hot as hell and gets girls easy. He is funny and you will want to hang out with him all the time. But 5 other girls probably like him too…
Damn I really like kannon but so do five other girls
Kannon by @helpmeplz December 10, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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