A dialect of the English language used by Kanye West in his rap music lyrics.
Frequently, but not always, the Kanyenglish version of a word is simply an abbreviated or diminutive form of the original English word (see Example 1). In other cases, common slang terms are used so gratuitously that those unfamiliar with Kanyenglish may find it challenging to extract any meaning (see Example 2).
1. Kanyenglish: "That shit cray." English translation: "That shit is crazy."
2. Kanyenglish: "Yo whip so cold... oh this old thang?" English translation: "Your car is very stylish and desirable... Oh, this outdated and rather commonplace vehicle?"
An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
Kannon is a very kind person. He is hot as hell and gets girls easy. He is funny and you will want to hang out with him all the time. But 5 other girls probably like him too…