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A Asian God on the sacred instrument squidward plays. Also a really shy kid but once you get to know him he's a sweet little weirdo and all you can do is just love him❤😂😂 Also Vote him for stp clarinet section leader 2019!!!
Bonqueque: Whose making that Angel like noise?

Resputia: That must be Kannan practicing his clarinet.
Kannan by Clarithotimus prime October 29, 2018
Kannan is a stupod
Kannan by Lost_cause August 17, 2022

kannan sandwich 

A very tasty and humble sandwich, ordinarily served for lunch, that brings big umami flavor and consists of toasted bread, peanut butter, pickles, soy sauce, siracha, and a dash of sesame oil. To keep things fresh, on some days swap out the pickles for potato chips and for special days, jalapeno chips (but watch the siracha!). Reflect on kannan while you enjoy.
OMG, that was an incredible kannan sandwich.

Raju Kannan 

Basically God, the creator of all beings, etc.
Person 1: I am so tired of this life, I want to see Raju Kannan
Person 2: Same here

Mary Rose Kannan 

Mary Rose kannan in a sick cunt, she lowkey probably has some mf weed, if not she deffo has some links and could get you some real easy. she also the most beautiful person, and everyone who meets hers would say the same, and if they don't they're some dumb cunts.
guy 1: "oi where'd you get the weed its that good"
guy 2: "Mary Rose Kannan, she's the best hookup dude should go see her"

*guys for legal reasons i'm joking about the weed part...kind of*
Mary Rose Kannan by tomaswella April 27, 2020

Sanjay Kannan 

A person who runs a brothel or Mafia clan. A dope ass muthafuking pimp ; Gangster of the underground and world.
He is the famous Sanjay Kannan!!
In Sanjay Kannan I trust!!
Sanjay Kannan by YakuzaTito November 22, 2021