kannar 

A Paul Blart type of person, litterly the size but not the personality. He is always ready to eat and carries spoons or forks with him wherever he goes. Don't let him sit on you because that would kill you..

Kannar is a heavy person.

kannar by Stormfighter200 May 5, 2018

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Kangarator 

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.

Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.

Kangarator by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

Happy kangaroo 

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

Happy kangaroo by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Bush Kangaroo 

A guy trying to have sex with as many girls as possible, or in other words jumping from bush to bush, hence the term "bush kangaroo".

Tom called and told me that he was gonna do the nasty with Shaniqua and Latifa tonight.. what a bush kangaroo!

Bush Kangaroo by Unicorn Tits July 3, 2012