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kaneland
A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars
The juul room at kaneland is occupied
Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
The juul room at kaneland is occupied
Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
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kaniela • Kaniel • Kaneland • Kanaiela • Kandela • kanela • Kaneland Band • Kaneland Choir • kanelarkin • Kanelations
Kanoelani
A beautiful human being. The most faithful and true friend you will ever meet. You can tell her pretty much anything, knowing that she will hold onto your secret. She is the kind of girl who doesn't know she's beautiful, but will light up your entire day with just one smile. She attracts guys easily, and they all want to be around her. She is the kind of friend who will always show up and be there when you need it most. If you ever meet Kanoelani, hold on to her tight, treat her right, and never let her go, because you could lose her forever. Love you Kanoe ❤️❤️
Kanoelani by Strong and beautiful June 28, 2018
Kaniel
someone who is sweet, pretty, and caring. they can be very selfless, they care alot about people more than themselves, then tend to be shy at first but loud when you get to know them, they have a good taste in style. they try hard to fit it and they change themselves too, but you should be lucky to know a Kaniel
Kaniel by yesqueen000 March 14, 2019
kanelarkin
kanelarkin by chewy1976 October 21, 2015
Kaneland
A school district in Illinois that has many shooting threats. It has a familiar smell of shit in the morning when you get off the bus. There is a thousand dollar water tower that is never in-use. There is also a dinosaur sculpture, that is rumoured to cost three thousand dollars or a student made it in a blow off welding class. In the near future, we are getting an electronic board that cost three million dollars from all the vending machine money. It will have the directions on how to get into the school, "GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!" It has alot of various cliques, like EMOs, Preps, Emo/Preps, Cheerleaders, Poms (wanna-be cheerleaders), Jocks, Football Playas, ect.
Rivals are: Geneva, Batavia, Dekalb, ect.
Famous Graduates: PJ FLECK (camp at Kaneland, pro-football player); Casey Crosby (blonde haired kid that plays baseball for the Detroit Tigers); Eric (from Eric and Kathy: in the morning, 101.9); ect.
Famous for: the Bus Scandal, 8 snow days per year, school shooting threats (for like three weeks), construction of the new middle school, 8th grade in high school, the food fight, the district towns (Elburn, Sugar Grove, Maple Park, Virgil, Aurora, Montgomery, Batavia), expensive parking spots, awesome security guards and cameras, lesbian bus drivers.
Rivals are: Geneva, Batavia, Dekalb, ect.
Famous Graduates: PJ FLECK (camp at Kaneland, pro-football player); Casey Crosby (blonde haired kid that plays baseball for the Detroit Tigers); Eric (from Eric and Kathy: in the morning, 101.9); ect.
Famous for: the Bus Scandal, 8 snow days per year, school shooting threats (for like three weeks), construction of the new middle school, 8th grade in high school, the food fight, the district towns (Elburn, Sugar Grove, Maple Park, Virgil, Aurora, Montgomery, Batavia), expensive parking spots, awesome security guards and cameras, lesbian bus drivers.
John: I go to Kaneland.
Matt (Batavia Rival): Kaneland suuuuucks.
John: We have a cool water tower & dinosaur, suckkka.
Nick: Dude, Ken, I think my bus driver likes me.
Ken : Dude, Nick, she is a dyke.
Lindsay: Do you listen to Eric and Kathy?
Benjamin: All the time, girl frannn.
Lindsay: Eric went to Kaneland.
Benjamin: Wow, he's famous.
C.J.: Dude, my mom almost forgot to walk to the front door.
Ken: I am SO glad we have that million dollar sign coming.
C.J.: Oh yes, thank god everyone at kaneland is fat.
Suzy: It costs $150 to park in the lot!
Wanda: Take the bus.
Suzy: My bus driver is a lesbian, though.
Wanda: Atleast we have a cool sign!
Joe: Hey Kimmy, close your fucking legs. You smell like shit.
Kimmy: Joe, Fuck off! That's the smell of Kaneland! Dickhead.
Joe: Kimmy, go eat some high in trans-fat french fries from our cafetaria. and go fuck your lesbo busdriver.
Cosmo: We have a snow day tomorrow.
Thomas: How do you know?
Cosmo: I'm going to deflate all the tires.
Thomas: AHAHAHAHAAHHA. That's rich, like ovaltine.
Marissa: Omg, I have yellow spots all over me!
Chihuahua: OMG! THE SENIORS DID A GAY PRANK, WITH PAINTBALLS!
Marissa: How un-original, they should have thrown underwear all over the front of the school.
Chihuahua: They did that the day after, because they are so coooool!
Marissa: I heard that johnny, had to pick it all up.
Chihuahua: Holy shit, it's friday! I have to recycle!
Bobby: I'm going to PJ Fleck's Camp this Summer!
Nate: That is a waste of money, you won't even make the team.
Bobby: SHUT 'YO MOUF!
Matt (Batavia Rival): Kaneland suuuuucks.
John: We have a cool water tower & dinosaur, suckkka.
Nick: Dude, Ken, I think my bus driver likes me.
Ken : Dude, Nick, she is a dyke.
Lindsay: Do you listen to Eric and Kathy?
Benjamin: All the time, girl frannn.
Lindsay: Eric went to Kaneland.
Benjamin: Wow, he's famous.
C.J.: Dude, my mom almost forgot to walk to the front door.
Ken: I am SO glad we have that million dollar sign coming.
C.J.: Oh yes, thank god everyone at kaneland is fat.
Suzy: It costs $150 to park in the lot!
Wanda: Take the bus.
Suzy: My bus driver is a lesbian, though.
Wanda: Atleast we have a cool sign!
Joe: Hey Kimmy, close your fucking legs. You smell like shit.
Kimmy: Joe, Fuck off! That's the smell of Kaneland! Dickhead.
Joe: Kimmy, go eat some high in trans-fat french fries from our cafetaria. and go fuck your lesbo busdriver.
Cosmo: We have a snow day tomorrow.
Thomas: How do you know?
Cosmo: I'm going to deflate all the tires.
Thomas: AHAHAHAHAAHHA. That's rich, like ovaltine.
Marissa: Omg, I have yellow spots all over me!
Chihuahua: OMG! THE SENIORS DID A GAY PRANK, WITH PAINTBALLS!
Marissa: How un-original, they should have thrown underwear all over the front of the school.
Chihuahua: They did that the day after, because they are so coooool!
Marissa: I heard that johnny, had to pick it all up.
Chihuahua: Holy shit, it's friday! I have to recycle!
Bobby: I'm going to PJ Fleck's Camp this Summer!
Nate: That is a waste of money, you won't even make the team.
Bobby: SHUT 'YO MOUF!
Kaneland by Yolanda LaFonda June 19, 2008
Kandela
Kandela is a pretty girl who is very interested in musical theatre. She is very intelligent, and very funny. Be careful of what you say and do around her, because if you piss her off, don't plan on pissing her off again.
1. "Say what?!?! You pissed off a Kandela?? Don't expect to fall asleep tonight, dude!"
2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."
2. "I say she's VERY Kandela. She should have gotten the lead."
Kandela by abcpurpleOrAnge April 10, 2012
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