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kangkarot 

people or someone who likes to move all the time

someone who move from one place to another all the time
ang likot mo!! kangkarot ka talaga!!

stay here! you're so kangkarot!!
kangkarot by nyoy_bulate February 28, 2009
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Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.
Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.
Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Kangarator 

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.
Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.
Kangarator by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

Happy kangaroo 

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.
Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Bush Kangaroo 

A guy trying to have sex with as many girls as possible, or in other words jumping from bush to bush, hence the term "bush kangaroo".
Tom called and told me that he was gonna do the nasty with Shaniqua and Latifa tonight.. what a bush kangaroo!
Bush Kangaroo by Unicorn Tits July 3, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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