the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
Kalyse has a beautiful soul and a big heart, but don’t be fooled she’s nobody’s chump. Beautiful as the sun with a smile that can brighten any day. She loves animals and is very creative and smart. Kalyse has an eye for fashion and loves to make things beautiful.
A girl who is easily challenged with boys, but dont worry in the end she will make the right decision. She is beautiful but she can be a "freak" 😉 Kalysta usally changes wrong to right, never lose a kalysta!
A really beautiful blonde, who is always happy and sets a good example for everybody, most of the time. She usually has unusually large "assets" but is very skinny. Very smart, and spreads joy to the world. Can be random at times, but is enjoyable. She basically makes life worthy of living, and always knows how to have a good time. Could possibly be the next Barbie. Greek meaning: most beautiful.
Kalyse is a pretty lil nigga with a bratty attitude. She a low key hoe but especially likes boy that start with j. Kalyse can't hold a nigga down for nothing on her life but she koo
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.