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kalysta newberry
the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
kalysta newberry by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020
kalysta
A girl who is easily challenged with boys, but dont worry in the end she will make the right decision. She is beautiful but she can be a "freak" 😉 Kalysta usally changes wrong to right, never lose a kalysta!
kalysta by Haven tator May 27, 2017
Kaliste
A really beautiful blonde, who is always happy and sets a good example for everybody, most of the time. She usually has unusually large "assets" but is very skinny. Very smart, and spreads joy to the world. Can be random at times, but is enjoyable. She basically makes life worthy of living, and always knows how to have a good time. Could possibly be the next Barbie. Greek meaning: most beautiful.
Kaliste by me, not you. October 20, 2008
kalyse
Kalyse is a pretty lil nigga with a bratty attitude. She a low key hoe but especially likes boy that start with j. Kalyse can't hold a nigga down for nothing on her life but she koo
kalyse by The realistbish April 2, 2017
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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