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Kalysta is a fake bitch who has so care or remorse for others. She will do anything to win over a boy or her friends, including putting others down, forcing her friends to drop people, make others look dumb, and act like a bimbo. She is a horrible example of any teenage girl and she’s also a dream stan. If you ever meet kalysta do not be her friend! You will surely regret it. She also lives for drama and will gossip and spread news like a wildfire.
Friend: Kalysta I kinda like david…
Kalysta: FUCK YOU YOU FAT BITCH KYS WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS
Kalysta by Pookiewookie22 November 20, 2023
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kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"
Kalista- kalista is a small short and mean. Shes pretty chill but when you get her mad someones going to die. She has very few close friends because she trusts only a few people. She knows how to make you smile even in your worst of days.
I wish I had me a kalista.
Kalista by Nathan1123 March 1, 2019
a godess among women. incredible intelligent and stunningly beautiful with a laid back carefree attitude. she is very loveable and a great friend.
Person 1: Damn! She's a 10!
Person 2: No way man, she's a Kalista!
Kalista by cutekalz March 28, 2009
Is a girl who can put a smile on your face even without trying. Always there for you when you need them. Kind and strong, will support you, through hard times. Though she may have her own struggles like controlling her anger and worth as she may feel she is worth so little. She’s a real package, wonderful smile, since of humor and personality. A hard worker and a dorky friend. As I would like to say, a breath of fresh air.
Kalyssa is highly obsessed with Bucky Barnes.

I heard Muppets was on and I said “ahh, Kalyssa must be here”

I needed MEP parts ASAP and I knew I could ask Kalyssa, she’s fast and reliable.
Kalyssa by I love you Kalyssa April 5, 2019
Origin of this beautiful name is Greek. A beautiful girl's name
A girl with soft wavy brown hair who is sweet, kind and easy to befriend. Who doesn't love a Kalista?
Kalista by clorpop November 29, 2013
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Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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