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keybumpkin by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023
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Kerblumpkin
When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.
Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin
Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010
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kerblumpkin by UsedCarMan September 11, 2005
kabumpkin
As the love nectar cocktail and shit hit her, I knew instantly that this was a successful kabumpkin.
kabumpkin by ghostbuster808 August 6, 2008
Kerblumpkin
Getting a blowjob/head while standing over the toilet vomiting. Not as regrettable as the variation blumpkin, and easier to accomplish
After a few too many drinks, nausea set in and while vomiting in the bathroom I pulled my pants down to start getting some kerblumpkin. When she was done she told me she loves me.
Kerblumpkin by Pat McKrawch July 27, 2023
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.