Kadumpling 

Noun: A well lubricated faecal excretion that occurs upon one’s anus when your girlfriend is present and she thinks its cute to watch you but then that just gives you the shits and your poo (once solid) turns into diarrhoea resembling the consistency of your Asian best friend’s mum’s dumplings.

Boyfriend: “i need to take a shit”
Girlfriend: “i wanna watch”
Boyfriend: “no you will give me a kadumpling”
Girlfriend: “what is that?”
Boyfriend: “its what happens when you make my poo wanna return to liquid state”

Kadumpling by I have chronic diarrhoea August 9, 2021

Kalumplingdonnersk 

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

Kalumplingdonnersk by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022

Kumpling 

Sad little small-eyed boy.

That bitch kumpling is so sad

Kumpling by bhgvhijpil October 25, 2019