justiff 

A justice boner so hard you get physical chills.

When a cashier was being held-up with a knife, but an off-duty cop right behind him shut him down, I got a major justiff.

justiff by humbarted August 24, 2017

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

Justifan

A male player of mmorpg's that enjoys trolling trade chat for underage girls. Typically plays female avatars to make the young girls feel at ease.

"Has anyone seen Wham?", "Last I saw he was in trade begging for pics.", "Ugh, that kid is a total Justifan."

Justifan by Uncle Angry February 10, 2009

justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

"damn, she's a justified scenester"

justified scenester by y0o0o0o0o0o0o August 8, 2009

Justifiable Hobo-cide 

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.

Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.

Justifiable Hobo-cide by spinynorman May 4, 2011

Justified Ass Whooping 

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).

Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

Justified Ass Whooping by Mr.MakeYoAssLookStupid April 22, 2014

Justifiled

A word made up by an illiterate, drunk goof. It is widely believed the "man" was attempting to spell justified.

I am a drunk, and everything i do is "justifiled".

Justifiled by Jewleek2 November 15, 2018