justifiction 

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to order a replacement for the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

justifiction by RobScott January 4, 2009

justifiction 

(just i FIC shun): a fictional justification for a project or purchase that is otherwise patently obvious and necessary, but that nevertheless requires that bureaucratic management procedures and forms be followed.

I had to fill out three forms and write a justifiction to replace the broken garbage can in the lunchroom.

justifiction by Robert Scott December 15, 2008

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.

Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017

justification 

The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.

"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"

"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"

"Jeffery, go to your room"

"But your my school janitor"

"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006

junkie justification 

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

Jestification 

To beat someone at chess.

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"

Jestification by shelley69 January 25, 2010

skins justification 

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

skins justification by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011