Jankdefied

messed up, ugly, nasty, gross

that bitchs face is jankdefied

by ToxikSnot October 22, 2007

Jankdefied

The un-jankey. Something that I like, that makes me happy, or that really rocks.

That set was jankdefied!

by DJ Conspiracy July 23, 2007

jankified

Something that becomes janky

That skateboard got jankified in about a week

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Janktified

Old or messed up item

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified

by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008

Jankified

The process, or state of becoming, or has become, JANKY.

Bitch, You've been most JANKIFIED with that weed-whacked, two cent, this is my first time with grownup scissors, haircut!

by ~T January 13, 2004

janiefied

Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.

Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.

by R. D. Smith January 26, 2006

janktified

(past tense) to be janky. in a janky state of condition. to impose a janky manipulation on an object. busted up. see also janked up

"my mechanic has no skillz, he janktified my car and now it runs like crap!"
"your bike is so janktified, i wouldn't ride that sandcast rig to the bodega!"
"somebody just janktified the bathroom!"

by sriracha February 2, 2006