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jump drive 

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.
Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."
jump drive by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010
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jump drive 

a memory card that's about three inches long that has as much memory as most computers. you can "jump" them from computer to computer without having to load a cd program first.very useful for saving and transmitting files from computer to computer.
Person 1:Man, I lost my jump drive for my computer science class and it had all my notes on it for the test!!
Person 2:Haha damn man I had mine so I passed.
jump drive by J Ransburg February 7, 2006

jumpative 

being in an excitable state of mind or being; eager to do something
I get jumpative when I think about visiting my grandparent's house.
jumpative by John Yannie September 25, 2006

jump drive jerk 

Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.
My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!
jump drive jerk by Moonjacker July 31, 2011

jump drive 

A hypothetical propulsion technology that allows a vehicle to teleport instantaneously via an artificially-created wormhole.
I bought a jump drive for my car so I could get to work in five minutes.
jump drive by MatthiasFW September 26, 2008

Jumperized 

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.
Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.