2 definitions by Gonorthforkyourself

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly
My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia
by Gonorthforkyourself August 5, 2015
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The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.
Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.
by Gonorthforkyourself April 30, 2022
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