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Jumpa Lump 

A Jumpa Lump is a polite way of saying fat person.
John: Geez that kid is a Jumpa Lump.
Tom: Yeah i know the Jumpa Lump stole my lunch today.
Jumpa Lump by JoseJack November 7, 2009
Related Words

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy
"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah
Jonesport jumpa by hahafail April 15, 2021

jigga jumpa 

Stay off my dick stop being a jigga jumpa.
jigga jumpa by Vincent Clay January 1, 2009

pumpa jumpa 

A fat person who farts and has no life. Always trying to kill themselves. A word me and me mates made up.
It basically means FAT FUCKER, FATTY BUM BUM, FAT FART and FAT SHIT.
This guy i know calls me fat when he cant fuckin talk, that big fat shit!
Fat Shit: Look its fatty!
Me: Shut up Pumpa Jumpa.
Fat Shit(eating chicken): Shut up or I'll belly bounce you.
Me: Aye fatty bum bum come and get a cupcake.
Fat Shit(running towards me): Where give them me now or i'll belly bounce ya!
Me: Move your head his arse is comin!!! Stupid fuckin pumpa jumpa!
pumpa jumpa by gypsyexterminator December 16, 2007

jampaloon 

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.
Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.
jampaloon by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

jump in my hole 

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another
jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021