Jumpah
Stick It Up Yer Jumpah is the title chosen by Mark Elliott aka Window Licker for his punk outrageous, idiomatic and very British memoir to be released in April 2026 by Cybirdy Publishing.
Jumpah by Cybirdy one March 23, 2026
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Jumpah • jumpahoe • jumah • jummah • jumpable • Jumpshit • Jumaah • Jumah aka jimbis • Jumahlicious • jumahni
jumpshot 23
A person who co-signs other people's opinions to look knowledgeable. Most jumpshot 23s in fact have very little to no knowledge at all. They often use quotes to make them look even smarter. Also see Kanye East.
Bob: Dude, Limp Bizkit is the shit! They're the best band ever!
Eric (jumpshot 23): I will agree that "Limp Bizkit" is the best band ever.
Eric (jumpshot 23): I will agree that "Limp Bizkit" is the best band ever.
jumpshot 23 by unknownguy110 June 30, 2010
Jumbah
A large fat man who wears a bright blue shirt. He works at Sydney Smith School, or at least pretends to, he actually eats the kids there.
Jumbah by Adam Mason December 21, 2004
Splatasha Jumpanoff
Splatasha Jumpanoff by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022
broke jumpshot
1. (n.) Referring to basketball, when a nigga's shot is broken or he misses consistently.
2. (adj.) To describe a terrible jumpshot.
2. (adj.) To describe a terrible jumpshot.
1. That nigga Jeffery got a busted ass broke jumpshot, he gets no buckets.
2. Man, I got a broke jumpshot.
2. Man, I got a broke jumpshot.
broke jumpshot by TheJitler September 13, 2017
Jummah
Jummah AKA FRIDAY is a person you'll regret messing with. He is famous for his lines and insults. He is just FRIDAY.
He is not a monster, cartoon, or roaster. He just speaks humor and sarcasm all the time. Some people theorize that he is indeed an AI and runs on batteries since he sometimes is awake very late. He is a brogrammer as well.
Getting on FRIDAY's wrong isn't a wise idea either. He will either completely roast you as FRIDAY, or he will transform into SATURDAY and go full kamikaze on you. That's what happened when he was fighting the Trojan roach in OxTheLade's lounge on bottled, which resulted in FRIDAY (SATURDAY), OxTheLade and the Trojan roach getting banned from Ox's own lounge on Bottled (The Triple Execution). He is a part of pest control along with Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
FRIDAY is also famous for his baataks thanks to Prahulala. Meowchikni wanted to cut him into pieces and put him in a grinder. He has tons of content of people too and claims to have seen Habibi's ass, but she denies his claims.
One of his few weaknesses is his didi. She once called him a vegetable and said "I love you babyyyy", which instantly became a meme among people.
Other than that, FRIDAY is abnormally high on music. You can spot him outside with his walkman if you're lucky. He finds happiness in the little things and loves to cheer people up. Physics and maths run through his veins, so he will gladly help you out with science assignments (Ask dAmbNA).
He is not a monster, cartoon, or roaster. He just speaks humor and sarcasm all the time. Some people theorize that he is indeed an AI and runs on batteries since he sometimes is awake very late. He is a brogrammer as well.
Getting on FRIDAY's wrong isn't a wise idea either. He will either completely roast you as FRIDAY, or he will transform into SATURDAY and go full kamikaze on you. That's what happened when he was fighting the Trojan roach in OxTheLade's lounge on bottled, which resulted in FRIDAY (SATURDAY), OxTheLade and the Trojan roach getting banned from Ox's own lounge on Bottled (The Triple Execution). He is a part of pest control along with Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
FRIDAY is also famous for his baataks thanks to Prahulala. Meowchikni wanted to cut him into pieces and put him in a grinder. He has tons of content of people too and claims to have seen Habibi's ass, but she denies his claims.
One of his few weaknesses is his didi. She once called him a vegetable and said "I love you babyyyy", which instantly became a meme among people.
Other than that, FRIDAY is abnormally high on music. You can spot him outside with his walkman if you're lucky. He finds happiness in the little things and loves to cheer people up. Physics and maths run through his veins, so he will gladly help you out with science assignments (Ask dAmbNA).
Example 1
Trojan roach: You lil bich
Jummah (FRIDAY): You'll regret coming out of your mom's ass.
Trojan roach: stfu bich, i fucked ur mom last night
FRIDAY: She was disappointed. Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
(Trojan roach gets banned)
FRIDAY: Told you, you would regret it. ☕
Example 2
fr34k: Yo, meowchikni wanted mentos, but used naphthalene balls instead. She then put cinnamon powder instead of coffee to make her coffee.
FRIDAY: HUHAHAAUHAHAUAHHAAHUAHAUAHA (Hysterical laughter)
Example 3
Habibi: why are you so mean :((
FRIDAY: I'm just FRIDAY. And that ass of yours is humongous.
Habibi: shatab
Example 4
Ox: Gaand mein lassan 😌
FRIDAY: Huhauahuahauhuaha, oh god, Ox you're breaking me.
Some famous lines:
"Why are you screaming, woman?"
"Shut Up Red Bitch."
"My line."
"My eyes."
"I'm just FRIDAY. 😌"
"Who let this dickless guy in?"
"You'll regret it"
"Told you, you would regret it"
"I'm going to find a gun, and shoot myself."
"Why is my face being used left, right and center all the time?"
"Meow meow motherfucker."
"Canada is on his hattrick."
"YOU DDMF."
Trojan roach: You lil bich
Jummah (FRIDAY): You'll regret coming out of your mom's ass.
Trojan roach: stfu bich, i fucked ur mom last night
FRIDAY: She was disappointed. Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
(Trojan roach gets banned)
FRIDAY: Told you, you would regret it. ☕
Example 2
fr34k: Yo, meowchikni wanted mentos, but used naphthalene balls instead. She then put cinnamon powder instead of coffee to make her coffee.
FRIDAY: HUHAHAAUHAHAUAHHAAHUAHAUAHA (Hysterical laughter)
Example 3
Habibi: why are you so mean :((
FRIDAY: I'm just FRIDAY. And that ass of yours is humongous.
Habibi: shatab
Example 4
Ox: Gaand mein lassan 😌
FRIDAY: Huhauahuahauhuaha, oh god, Ox you're breaking me.
Some famous lines:
"Why are you screaming, woman?"
"Shut Up Red Bitch."
"My line."
"My eyes."
"I'm just FRIDAY. 😌"
"Who let this dickless guy in?"
"You'll regret it"
"Told you, you would regret it"
"I'm going to find a gun, and shoot myself."
"Why is my face being used left, right and center all the time?"
"Meow meow motherfucker."
"Canada is on his hattrick."
"YOU DDMF."
Jummah by Lehen Ke Boudi December 4, 2022
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