An overweight man with high blood pressure. Gives his father happy endings and drives meat around to his friends house.
Julor is such a naughty boy!
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by H.a.s.n.e.m_30 May 21, 2021
Get the julor mug.A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
by thedrod August 12, 2012
Get the Couch Juror mug.The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
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Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
Get the Juror's Beard mug.(Pronounced who-goors)Originating from the term "jug", describing the female "racks", or breasts. Usually used to describe the large, voluptuous variety
by ElbyMan January 13, 2009
Get the Jugors mug.The one and only man who can bring light or laughter into your life. He is a man who can pleasure a woman into an eternal orgasmic state.
by JL Padilla June 13, 2008
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