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juicy grandma 

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!
Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!
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juicy grandma 

An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.

Grandma Juice

An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.
Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.

Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.
Grandma Juice by EMunger May 26, 2009

Grandma juice

The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.
Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident
Grandma juice by Rgoldschool April 22, 2018

Grandpa Juice 

An assortment of alcoholic old man drinks such as whiskey, scotch, brandy, gin etc mixed together when there is no other alcohol currently available.
"There was no beer left, so we had to resort to Grandpa Juice."
Grandpa Juice by Hats-are-cool March 7, 2012
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026