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juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

juiceless 

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.
Wow you died already? Juiceless.
juiceless by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juiceless 

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.
Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man
juiceless by duskmist July 4, 2016

Juiceless is useless 

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved
Rasa juiceless is useless letโ€™s change the topic

juicetits 

An otherwise fairly unattractive women with exceptional breasts.

Similar to butterface.
I wouldn't have had sex with her sober, as she was juicetits, but drunk as a skunk my will succumbed to her mesmerizing breasts.
juicetits by vinegarcuke August 25, 2013

Juiceweisel 

A man or woman who has a large penis. They are typically attracted to the geico gecko and get erect on sight of it.
That juiceweisel is gettinโ€™ hard over that gecko!
Juiceweisel by Weiners69 June 18, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring โ€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their โ€œget rich quickโ€ courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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