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juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

juiceless 

1. Not having enough juice.
2. Powerless
3. Something you say to someone that just died in a game.
Wow you died already? Juiceless.
juiceless by hubbinotonlyha July 1, 2008

juiceless 

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.
Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man
juiceless by duskmist July 4, 2016

Juiceless is useless 

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved
Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

juicetits 

An otherwise fairly unattractive women with exceptional breasts.

Similar to butterface.
I wouldn't have had sex with her sober, as she was juicetits, but drunk as a skunk my will succumbed to her mesmerizing breasts.
juicetits by vinegarcuke August 25, 2013

Juiceweisel 

A man or woman who has a large penis. They are typically attracted to the geico gecko and get erect on sight of it.
That juiceweisel is gettinhard over that gecko!
Juiceweisel by Weiners69 June 18, 2021