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juiceless 

When you are dying of boredom and can't even enjoy porn because you just jacked off.
Tom: Hey, what ya did last night?
Dick: Nothin man, just got bored to death
Tom: why didn't ya watch some porn
Dick: I was completely juiceless man
juiceless by duskmist July 4, 2016

juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

Juiceless is useless 

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved
Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

Juiciness 

The love handles girls have on their back, they are not very big , it's just slight or medium sized ones, usually found near the lat ( lattisimus dorsi) muscles, most girls hate it, but some guys, mostly hispanic men, usually enjoy their girls to have a little bit of juiciness
Maria: ugh, I'm so fat, look at this
Robert : that's just a little bit of juiciness, your ok
Juiciness by igotplatts July 19, 2011
A versatile word that can be used as either a noun or an adjective. It describes things that are amazing or incredible much like the out-dated "sweetness". This word will revolutionize our description of present day phenoms as we know it!
"Dude, this pudding is the juicyness!"
juicyness by Steve Ritter March 10, 2005

juicelets 

1. n. (Plural) the name of a woman's breasts after breastfeeding but still producing milk. 2. n. (Plural) refers to a woman's breasts when she reaches a size J cup
She has nice juicelets!
juicelets by AlianoraB February 16, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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