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judgegate 

a person that judges frequently, and harshly. also can be used as a verb :judgegating
judgegate " look at those hoes over there"

person 1 " hey man dont be a judgegate"
judgegate by skunts September 30, 2011
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Judgematic

unable to fairly judge problems due to being biased
People are so judgematic due to bullshit.
Judgematic by Gothicc Princess August 18, 2020

judgelite 

when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.

antonym - shallow
Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"

Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
judgelite by Harry Day May 1, 2010
When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.
Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."
judgeware by retpro-> September 30, 2009
Judgette is a Goddess that you’ll never forget. Her charm and charisma makes her one of a kind. Pretty in the face slim in the waist, and not everyone can have a taste. So yea… she’s EXCLUSIVE purrr. Plus, she not one of these broke b*tches that need $40.
Nah we don’t say that’s beautiful no more, we say that’s Judgette
judgette by Alprazolam123 November 22, 2021

Jurgenated 

whenn a joke becomes so unfunny thats its not even funny that it becomes jurgenated
Panzi: Hello are you a car person cuz i am exhausted to see you
Kyle: Wow thats a Jurgenated joke
Jurgenated by zobbukbir August 8, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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