14 definitions by Harry Day

a rare, yet massive pile of poo that fills the toilet until there is an island of poo exposed to the air in the bowl.

also an entertainment area of memphis tn.
Jimmy - i just left mud island in the bathroom

Cindy - What?

Jimmy - Go look.

Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!

Jimmy - Not any more.
by Harry Day June 10, 2010
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as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 23, 2009
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synonyms - socialarrogants, libturds, libtardicans

a noun describing americans who still support obama and the liberal congress and all the unpopular BS they are ramming down the throat of americans.

derived from a combination of communist and americant (taken from a mexicant)
Lenny - Why are so many people down on Obama, he can't fix what Bush did over 8 yrs. in just his first year!

Sam - You g-damn Commericant!!! Don't you know the libtards have been in control of Congress since 2006 and Obama has riased the debt ceiling twice already?!?!?!?
by Harry Day December 22, 2009
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like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by Harry Day October 25, 2009
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n., positive

when there are too many bad students and there is only one principled person, the Principle.

a high number of brats, thugs, haters are more numerous and negative, but the principle is positive. he leads by example and is good and helpful.

to be above the crowd, yet it is not important what other people think about you.
Easy Slick - you man, i'm cut'n class again today, i dont need this stuff!

Principle - you should be in school and going to class and learning something instead of just get'n your kicks. . . . and whats with the easy slick, you're white!
by Harry Day January 13, 2010
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when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.

antonym - shallow
Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"

Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
by Harry Day April 30, 2010
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when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!
by Harry Day October 27, 2009
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