judgeware

When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.

Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."

judgeware by retpro-> September 30, 2009

Judgewagon 

(Noun) The result of a group of people simultaneously judging the action of someone in the group who has just done something foolish, a portmanteau of "judge" and "bandwagon" and used in speech in a similar way to the term "strugglebus". Refers to the bandwagon mentality of a judgmental clique.

Sarah got so drunk one night that she attempted to sing "Livin' On a Prayer" but could not hit any of the notes, and her friends spent the entire night on the judgewagon against her.

Judgewagon by Romantide May 14, 2013

judgegate 

a person that judges frequently, and harshly. also can be used as a verb :judgegating

judgegate " look at those hoes over there"

person 1 " hey man dont be a judgegate"

judgegate by skunts September 30, 2011

Judgeworthy 

Worthy of judgment and admiration

Person A: "Did you check out that new sneaker drop?"

Person B: "Yeah, I did. Those kicks are straight judgeworthy. Gotta cop a pair before they sell out."

Person A: "For real, they're fire. Definitely worth adding to the collection."

Judgeworthy by mivvael July 11, 2024