retpro->'s definitions

judgeware

When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.

Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."

by retpro-> September 30, 2009