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A small white chihuahua who won't walk if she is wearing an outfit. Enjoys playing with golf balls and plastic easter eggs. Does not enjoy turkey basters, vaccums, and whale noises. Also responds to "dirty ju & juasaurus". Believes she is a snake,badger,cat, & elephant.
"What is that crawling on the floor?"

"Oh that's just a jubot.."
jubot by jubotlove April 24, 2010
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The act of a male performing oral sex on another man from behind during standard ass play.
O man Cliff was totally fingering my dumper an then rocked a JBot on me! It was so Awesome!
JBot by bighitkid December 7, 2010
Related Words
jubot jubott jbot jumbotron Jebote jubo jurota ;jlbotguovb Jabot jobothy
a derogatory term used by most sergeant majors to insult their men.
Ezekiel: small pain also want go see MO? pop 1 panadol can already lah you jubo!
jubo by FiladidasLUL May 7, 2018

jumbotron 

The HUGE display screen typically found at sporting events. It shows game/player stats, scores, replays, advertisements, etc to the crowd.
Jumbotron is actually a Sony trademark name, but the word is used to refer generically to any gigantastic LED screens like it.
At a basketball court, the jumbotron might be about 11 feet wide, but in a football stadium, it'll probably be more like 33 feet.
jumbotron by creaternity June 11, 2006
A word "YouTube" pronounced by Croatian minister Ivica Kirin. It is guessed he understood it as "you be to" (to=this on Croatian)...
Currently lots of Croatians use this word instead of "YouTube" as a joke.
A: Wow, look at this.
B: You can watch it on jubito.
A: Oh really?!
jubito by Josip Basic August 7, 2007

jubobican 

A Jewish-Mexican residing in Zimbabwae.
Carl is a Jubobican.
jubobican by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
An insult with no actaul meaning
Mikhail Inamdar is a jabotay,
Kai Shand is a jabotay
jabotay by Jaboota March 22, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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