by simon greavsy January 28, 2008
Get the Shand mug.Wet sand that adheres to a surface and doesn't wipe off. Typically spreads or balls up. Derived from how shit sticks to a blanket; shit sand.
Better not pitch the tent on the sand, the bottom will end up shandy.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.
Oh no, I sat in shand, I'll never get this off my skirt.
This shand sticks worse than shit on a blanket.
by Spacedouthippy February 19, 2020
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by jonked July 20, 2022
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Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!
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