A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time.

Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.

Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Sergeant: Their three chevrons is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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The most influential of roles in all organized militaries.
The priveliges and responsibilities of this non-commisioned officer are perfectly balanced to give the maximum opportunity for theft, corruption, and imaginitive "interpretation" of orders, often accompanied by temporary deafness. A sergeant is also the platoons bitch (army), and serves all food/helps pitch poor babies tent/wipes the ass of any and all cadet/private in the area.
Drill sergeant: Boy, do you suck cock!?!

Private: Sir No Sir!

Drill sergeant: I bet you do! i bet you could suck a golfball through a length of hosepipe!!!
by sergeant turdburglar >>> October 24, 2005
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1. One of those fellas just loves the shit out of the military so much so, they just HAVE to have a military last name, in hopes of when said rank is obtained, they would just love to hear their name twice.

2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.

3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
Any day now the shit will hit the fan and sergeant sergeant will be the one to save all your sorry asses!
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That nice NCO who always thinks of great new ways to get you running. The rank after Corporal and before Staff Sergeant in the British Army and U.S Army.
*On very cold day*
Sergeant: Are you cold?
Recruit: Yes Sergeant
Sergeant: Oh excellent, see that pole all the way down that road run up to it and run back...go!
by IfStupidityHurt. February 6, 2005
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A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above corporal (Army/Marine Corps) and below staff sergeant.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
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Derogatory word used to describe somebody of an arrogant nature. Also associated with smugness and people that take pleasure in letting others know when they are wrong, thus making them an annoyance to those around them.
You are a sergeant man! I cannot believe you told that girl that she was stupid and wrong and you are right cos you are a rockstar!
by pdizz87 June 4, 2009
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1. NZ slang. Adjective. A guy who is very good at picking up girls either naturally or learned. A guy who is very good at sarging.

2. PUA (Pick Up Artist), Player, Skux, Ladies Man.

3. Someone who has a lot of game.

Origin - Sarge (Noun). To pick up girls.

Derivative - Sarging (Verb)
1. He scored the hottest chick at the party last night. What a sergeant!
by The Sergeant May 12, 2009
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