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Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.
EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!
Jubbed by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020
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A good looking girl; A sexy girl; Attractive lady
DAMN! That girls a JUBBIE!
Means the same thing as Jahbless/Jahblessed, but usually refers to being shmoved on in Rocket League (or any other game); henceforth jubbie technically means the opposite of Jahbless, as getting doinked on in rocket league is not the shmove. Can also be spelled as an jubb, jubbied but is not limited to these spellings.
Yo, you tryna jubbie some fools on rocket league tonight?
Jubbie by BeefyErown September 26, 2022
a friend; someone you can trust; a buddy
My first-class jubbies are Briana, Erika, and Gillian
jubbie by Sara March 27, 2005
When someone else gets you to do their job and they in turn do nothing.
Said from one co-worker to you regarding a project that you have been given.
"hey man you're 'Jubbed' on that proposal, Kevin was supposed to do it."
jubbed by L.J.B. March 10, 2004
(Noun)/:Someone who fucks bareback (exclusively) for 8 hours straight with the intention of reaching orgasm and yet fails to do so.
I think I'm a "Jubbie"
Jubbie by TheWiseMan12345 August 6, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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