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A good looking girl; A sexy girl; Attractive lady
DAMN! That girls a JUBBIE!
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Means the same thing as Jahbless/Jahblessed, but usually refers to being shmoved on in Rocket League (or any other game); henceforth jubbie technically means the opposite of Jahbless, as getting doinked on in rocket league is not the shmove. Can also be spelled as an jubb, jubbied but is not limited to these spellings.
Yo, you tryna jubbie some fools on rocket league tonight?
Jubbie by BeefyErown September 26, 2022
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a friend; someone you can trust; a buddy
My first-class jubbies are Briana, Erika, and Gillian
jubbie by Sara March 27, 2005
(Noun)/:Someone who fucks bareback (exclusively) for 8 hours straight with the intention of reaching orgasm and yet fails to do so.
I think I'm a "Jubbie"
Jubbie by TheWiseMan12345 August 6, 2011

tyler jubbie 

Pen15 licker is the guy Tyler jubbie
tyler jubbie by The mancorz May 12, 2018

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.
EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!
Jubbed by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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