Jubbed

Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.

EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!

by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020

jubbed

When someone else gets you to do their job and they in turn do nothing.

Said from one co-worker to you regarding a project that you have been given.
"hey man you're 'Jubbed' on that proposal, Kevin was supposed to do it."

by L.J.B. March 10, 2004

jubbed

Verb: To eat a whole cheescake, cheeseburger or wheel of cheese in 10 or less minutes. Or To waist a whole day sleeping, only waking up to have a warm delight. This action is often done by a jub.

Ollie : Ew did you see that girl eat that whole wheel of cheese in less then 10 minutes??!!!
Ford : she totally Jubbed!

by jublover January 23, 2010

jubbed

When you flick a cats nose, it jubs backwards.

I touched the cats nose and its head jubbed back.

by 1337 July 1, 2004

Jubbed

1) To jam something into a tight spot. 2) something being too close to another thing.

1)I just jubbed all that shit into the treasure chest!!!

2) I feel like the letters in that sign are all jubbed together.

by d-dog December 1, 2003

Jubber Dubber Doodle

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008