Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.
Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself
The act of sticking large objects down your urethra in order to maximize the size of your urethra. This gives one the ability to pee and nut in extreme quantities.
"how did you pee so quick James??" "With constant jitmaxxing, my urethra has doubled in size
A person who wants to max out their Goy Boy status. This can be done by:
watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!
Benson- Bro, what you up to tonight?
Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!
Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."