Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the otherstats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.
Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself
The act of sticking large objects down your urethra in order to maximize the size of your urethra. This gives one the ability to pee and nut in extreme quantities.
"how did you pee so quick James??" "With constant jitmaxxing, my urethra has doubled in size
"Jewmaxxing is when someone is acting like the Jewish stereotype to gain the advantages it supposedly comes with"
„I'm telling you bro, he just pulls a yarmulke out of his pocket, puts it on his head, instantly becomes invisible to the cops and just walks away. He was jewmaxxing like crazy”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'