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Goy Boy

A non-jewish man who works a wage-slaving job who consumes nothing but fast food, loads of pornography, gambling, etc. (goyslop)
Also known as your average modern american man.
Tyler- “Hey bro, i’m going get mcdonald’s for lunch! Do you want something?”

Nicky- “You Fucking Goy Boy! Go eat your canola oil, soybean oil, corn syrup SLOP by YOURSELF!

Tyler: “Bro i’ll even pay for it! My draft kings parlay hit last night so i got hella bread to spend!”

Nicky- “Yeah, bleached corn syrup bread… leave me alone you fuckin goy boy!”
by GoyBoyDestroyer July 3, 2025
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Goyslop

Literally what every average American eats. It’s basically the lowest quality food just to keep the goyim fueled up just enough to keep working while the ingredients weaken their body leading to their minds.
Brandon: Hey bro, can you get me the 2 cheese burger meal from McDonald’s real quick? I have to finish this oil change!

Evan: You goy boy! Do you ever eat any Whole Foods like eggs or chicken?

Brandon: Bro it’s literally beef, bread and cheese!

Evan: No it’s not Goy Boy! It’s soy filler fake meat, Chemically colored plastic cheese, and bleached bread! Loaded with preservatives might I add! Are you gonna also pair it with a corn syrup beverage? *scoffs* pure GOYSLOP!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025
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Goymaxxing

A person who wants to max out their Goy Boy status. This can be done by:

watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!
Benson- Bro, what you up to tonight?

Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!

Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!
by GoyBoyDestroyer October 23, 2025
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Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.
Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025
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Goying Out

When a person gets excited over (and consumes) mass produced slop that is designed to fry their dopamine receptors. If you are giving your hard earned money (AND ATTENTION) to a billion dollar corporation, chances are you’re goying out!
Teddy: Dude did you see that new Super Mario Bros. World in Universal Studios!!! I bet the Mario themed food is so yummy! I’m gonna spend $3000 to get the vip experience for me and my partner!

Fred: Damn, $3000? Y’all are really goying out!
by GoyBoyDestroyer October 28, 2025
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Goy Boy Leprechaun

A Goy Boy, but also Ginger! Usually works in wage-cucking professions such as auto-repair shops, lawn care, plant jobs, etc.
Ricky: Damn bro, you are a lube technician and you’re GINGER?

Brandon: Yeah? What about it?!

Ricky: LMAO you’re a total Goy Boy Leprechaun!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025
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Roper

A common last name in the southern region. Derived from an English surname for “makers or sellers of rope.” Most people with this last name are very hairy almost as if they are direct descendants of the “homo erectus.”
Jacob: Wow man, you are hairy!

Robert: Thanks man. I am a Roper!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025
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