GoyBoyDestroyer's definitions

Goying Out

When a person gets excited over (and consumes) mass produced slop that is designed to fry their dopamine receptors. If you are giving your hard earned money (AND ATTENTION) to a billion dollar corporation, chances are you’re goying out!

Teddy: Dude did you see that new Super Mario Bros. World in Universal Studios!!! I bet the Mario themed food is so yummy! I’m gonna spend $3000 to get the vip experience for me and my partner!

Fred: Damn, $3000? Y’all are really goying out!

by GoyBoyDestroyer October 28, 2025

Goymaxxing

A person who wants to max out their Goy Boy status. This can be done by:

watching/gambling on sports, eating the lowest quality canola oil soaked slop, watching porn, talking to ChatGPT all day, listening to mainstream music, consumption of alcohol and drugs, and many more! Everyone knows a goy or 2 in their family/friend group! Maybe a quick dive into introspection and you might be Goymaxxing unconsciously!

Benson- Bro, what you up to tonight?

Keith- Well man, I’m gonna have a couple beers and those new McDonald’s chicken wraps! Then I’m gonna put a 12 leg parlay down and hopefully I don’t miss by one leg again! After, I’m gonna have me a little alone time with a riley Reid compilation then I’m off to bed!!

Benson: Wow man! You must really be Goymaxxing right now!

by GoyBoyDestroyer October 23, 2025

Soy Boy Goy Boy

A weak, little emasculated western man that doesn’t hit the gym. Mainly consumes ass loads of Soylent, soy protein isolate, soybean oil, soy milk and other bioengineered estrogenic slop. If you see anyone that resembles the “soyjak” meme… that’s a SOY BOY GOY BOY.

Fred: Damn dude, I could really go for some tofu and a soy latte from starbies before we go on the mandalorian ride!

Johnny: Buddy, take a testosterone shot immediately!

Fred: No, I just need my caffeine and my light saber!

Disney worker: Are any children riding the ride today?

Fred: No, kids are expensive and annoying!

Johnny: Damn dude you really are a Soy Boy Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Kerning

The action of using your pillow for sexual intercourse. If you ever find yourself “kerning” you should seriously reevaluate your life.

Joey: Hey bro, I tried laying on the pillow you gave me but it’s really uncomfortable.

Donnie: Dude, that’s my kerning pillow!

Joey: Gross!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Goy Boy Leprechaun

A Goy Boy, but also Ginger! Usually works in wage-cucking professions such as auto-repair shops, lawn care, plant jobs, etc.

Ricky: Damn bro, you are a lube technician and you’re GINGER?

Brandon: Yeah? What about it?!

Ricky: LMAO you’re a total Goy Boy Leprechaun!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 8, 2025

Corn Syrup Goy Boy

One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.

Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!

Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025

Roper

A common last name in the southern region. Derived from an English surname for “makers or sellers of rope.” Most people with this last name are very hairy almost as if they are direct descendants of the “homo erectus.”

Jacob: Wow man, you are hairy!

Robert: Thanks man. I am a Roper!

by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025