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Josstin is a very kind and loving person. He’s handsome and is cautious of who he chooses to as his friends and is very smart. He likes to joke around but is serious when it comes to his work. Teasing is his way of showing love to the people he cares about. He’s always there for you when u need him and knows exactly how to comfort you. He’s a great friend
Josstin is very handsome and he likes to tease me. He’s a very good friend
josstin by Josstin!! November 20, 2023
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Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.
Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006
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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon
"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"
Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.
Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

hilt jousting 

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections
They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting
hilt jousting by No puttz January 24, 2015