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Josstin is a very kind and loving person. He’s handsome and is cautious of who he chooses to as his friends and is very smart. He likes to joke around but is serious when it comes to his work. Teasing is his way of showing love to the people he cares about. He’s always there for you when u need him and knows exactly how to comfort you. He’s a great friend
Josstin is very handsome and he likes to tease me. He’s a very good friend
josstin by Josstin!! November 20, 2023
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Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.
Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006
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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

Josstice League

A butchered version of the Real Justice League (coming out in 2021) made by the REAL hack Joss Whedon
"Hey man did you watch Justice League?"

"Yeah, so bad, I think we should call it Josstice League"
Josstice League by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.
Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

hilt jousting 

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections
They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting
hilt jousting by No puttz January 24, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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