jossop

sauce or gravy - usually savoury

Do you want some jossop from the stew over your rice?

by Deborah Schummer June 12, 2008

Josophobia

The fear of having your name googled

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jossome

When something is so unbeleiveably awesome that it becomes comparable to the awsomeness of the works of Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Wow, that movie was jossome"
"We had a jossome time at the fair"

by The Xandman December 15, 2008

Lucas Jessop

A small town slave owner who lived in Hiroshima at 1945

Lucas Jessop was eradicated in the nuclear blast

by xxpoopyheadxx January 4, 2018

Ms Jessop

A teacher with the biggest pair of breasts ever witnessed on any teacher, anywhere. When her name crops up in conversation years later, people forget whether she was any good at teaching and simply remember her massive tits.

Fred: Yo, check out that teachers tits.

Harry: They're ok, but they ain't no Ms Jessops!

by you massive jessop October 11, 2011

Jossip

Juicy gossip

'Hey Ann have you heard the latest jossip about Gav?'
'What is Jossip???'
'Omg Ann, Juicy Gossip, d'oh'

by foxyleelou October 28, 2014

poppy jessop

a girl who has both intellectual facts but also a beautiful aura she will fill you with happiness and gratitude to live in the world she will enter into you and your friends, nothing but pure joy laughter love her she's beauty and she's grace she's miss United Kingdom milf ,
xoxo,
your local,
sTeAmPuNk AlErT teehee don't hate me cos you aaaaiiiint me *cue the Nintendo music* ha ha ha ha pleazzz do not judge me I'm just different okay ;////////

"I feel different after being with poppy jessop she Really filled me up she made me explode all over with happiness and praise for the world that is 2010 I love "HIM" Rawr XD XD x a million love your fave steam punk #steam #punk"
haha the queen and king Justin bibs are such poppy Jessop (milfs)

by steampunkihavegotdatmilfmoney February 9, 2018