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Josophobia 

The fear of having your name googled
I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017
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When something is so unbeleiveably awesome that it becomes comparable to the awsomeness of the works of Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Wow, that movie was jossome"
"We had a jossome time at the fair"
Jossome by The Xandman December 15, 2008

Lucas Jessop 

A small town slave owner who lived in Hiroshima at 1945
Lucas Jessop by xxpoopyheadxx January 4, 2018

Ms Jessop 

A teacher with the biggest pair of breasts ever witnessed on any teacher, anywhere. When her name crops up in conversation years later, people forget whether she was any good at teaching and simply remember her massive tits.
Fred: Yo, check out that teachers tits.

Harry: They're ok, but they ain't no Ms Jessops!
Ms Jessop by you massive jessop October 11, 2011
Juicy gossip
'Hey Ann have you heard the latest jossip about Gav?'
'What is Jossip???'
'Omg Ann, Juicy Gossip, d'oh'
Jossip by foxyleelou October 28, 2014

poppy jessop 

a girl who has both intellectual facts but also a beautiful aura she will fill you with happiness and gratitude to live in the world she will enter into you and your friends, nothing but pure joy laughter love her she's beauty and she's grace she's miss United Kingdom milf ,
xoxo,
your local,
sTeAmPuNk AlErT teehee don't hate me cos you aaaaiiiint me *cue the Nintendo music* ha ha ha ha pleazzz do not judge me I'm just different okay ;////////
"I feel different after being with poppy jessop she Really filled me up she made me explode all over with happiness and praise for the world that is 2010 I love "HIM" Rawr XD XD x a million love your fave steam punk #steam #punk"
haha the queen and king Justin bibs are such poppy Jessop (milfs)
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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