Jessops

/noun/ A slang term for over-sized breasts on a male human (someone who suffers from gynecomastia).

Boris - Christ Serge, you need to lay off the lager and trans fats, you're getting a nasty set of Jessops under that roll-neck sweater.

Serge - Fancy a good hard tit wank fella?

Jessops by speedophile October 20, 2008

Jessois 

A Jessois can be usually seen slithering around campus, in particular near HSSB. They typically say they will do something but end up not coming through. They're not very cash money.

Wow what a Jessois! That's such a Jessois move right there dood. Typical of a Jessois.

Jessois by WarmBagel October 4, 2019

Lucas Jessop 

A small town slave owner who lived in Hiroshima at 1945

Lucas Jessop was eradicated in the nuclear blast

Lucas Jessop by xxpoopyheadxx January 4, 2018

Ms Jessop 

A teacher with the biggest pair of breasts ever witnessed on any teacher, anywhere. When her name crops up in conversation years later, people forget whether she was any good at teaching and simply remember her massive tits.

Fred: Yo, check out that teachers tits.

Harry: They're ok, but they ain't no Ms Jessops!

Ms Jessop by you massive jessop October 11, 2011

poppy jessop 

a girl who has both intellectual facts but also a beautiful aura she will fill you with happiness and gratitude to live in the world she will enter into you and your friends, nothing but pure joy laughter love her she's beauty and she's grace she's miss United Kingdom milf ,
xoxo,
your local,
sTeAmPuNk AlErT teehee don't hate me cos you aaaaiiiint me *cue the Nintendo music* ha ha ha ha pleazzz do not judge me I'm just different okay ;////////

"I feel different after being with poppy jessop she Really filled me up she made me explode all over with happiness and praise for the world that is 2010 I love "HIM" Rawr XD XD x a million love your fave steam punk #steam #punk"
haha the queen and king Justin bibs are such poppy Jessop (milfs)

poppy jessop by steampunkihavegotdatmilfmoney February 9, 2018

Jessop 

1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything save for the moment of climax.

2. An individual who just cannot turn it libido off

3. Promiscuous man/ woman

4. Someone with the desire to engage in human sexual behavior at a level high enough to be considered clinically significant.

4. Perverted or dirty

Didn't go home alone again last night. What a jessop!

Lee is tearing it up on the dance floor again, he won't leave those poor girls alone. He's such a filthy jessop!

Jessop by Bob Postman January 14, 2010

Nick Jessop 

Nick Jessop is a weed smoking dumbass. His voice is 69 000 000x deeper than Patricks (spongebob square pants). He smokes weed and once I was walking down a street and then a homeless guy came and asked me if I knew Nick Jessopy. He killed and ate his dad in a weed enduced rage. His nickname is Nick Jesketchy.

RUN ITS NICK JESSOP!!

Nick Jessop by Menjamin Bundy August 21, 2019