A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational
fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of
Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo
Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person
2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The
problem isn't her vocabulary, the
problem is your junophobia.