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savoury arse 

an unwashed arse with remnants of poo, fluff and dust. extremely unpleasant, unhygenic and smelly.
'jesus wept! you've got a savoury arse! go and have a shower you pleb'
savoury arse by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

Savoury Murs 

A practical joke in which take an Olly Murs album (any will do) and the place it down your boxers, about an hour will do, and then place it on your mates face.
Mark: Dude has Steve wronged you recently?

James: I cant remember, why?

Mark: Because you totally Savoury Murs'ed him with his own Right place Right Time album.

James: Oh yeah he used my coffee mug and didn't wash it

Mark: He should have known better

James: Right
Savoury Murs by Big D1991 November 27, 2012

Savoury Tongue 

This is the direct opposite of a Sweet Tooth.
If someone has a savoury tongue, they are a person that prefers savoury foods over sweet foods.
Tongue is referred to in this definition because "sAvOuRy ToOtH" just doesn't sound catchy. #IDontMakeTheRules
"I'm more of a sweet tooth tbh, but Michael is such a savoury tongue!"
"Sarah is a massive savoury tongue, she won't even chew gum!"
Savoury Tongue by Lexicognitive April 22, 2020

Savoury Trouser Trout 

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex
"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

Savoury 99 

1. A sausage placed inside a cup of baked beans. Giving the impression of a savoury version of a traditional 99 whippy cone.

2. Anal sex
1.

Michael: There you go. As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael special.
Alan Partridge: Marvellous. Lovely. It's like, sort of, like a savoury 99.

2. “I gave her the old savoury 99.”
Savoury 99 by ScarlettDevice March 4, 2025

cheese savoury 

Hey look at Dave eating that cheese savoury sandwich. He must be gay
cheese savoury by Matty365 January 12, 2023