jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

clam jostling

A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.

A survey has shown that the number one recreational activity for stripper midgets is clam jostling.

by garybaldi February 12, 2010

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Jorgling

Jogging while wordling

I Wordled while on my jog, I was jorgling.

by JonnyAJonnyA September 18, 2022

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

when a person is jostling the bathroom door with their elbow numb so you’re too scared to pool

olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow

by jostling February 1, 2019