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Jorgling 

I Wordled while on my jog, I was jorgling.
Jorgling by JonnyAJonnyA September 18, 2022
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Jorgling 

Jorgling

Jiggling your own testicles to the point of orgasm. Face usually turns red-then purple.
"Bro, I can't stop jorgling on my weedong. It feels so good I can't stop."
Jorgling by mikumiku January 14, 2025
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011

jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs
i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling
jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019
Cut off jeggings. A hybrid of jean-short (jorts), jean leggings (jeggings).
Jeggings are hot, but not as hot as jorggings.
Jorggings by crd1859 January 20, 2011

Jorgings 

When someone, usually a hipster, wears jorts over jeggings at the gym to give it that 'edge'.
That kid is so hipster he's wearing jorgings at the gym today.
Jorgings by Dr Purrington January 6, 2012

jorgeing 

Jorgeing is the activity of one who cheers for multiple sports teams. Techniques for Jorgeing include purschasing multiple team paraphernalia and changing them in order to show loyalty.
How are you going to say you like the Cowboys but you're wearing the Bears jersey at the same time? #Jorgeing
jorgeing by #EddyComment January 16, 2017
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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