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Jorgling 

Jorgling

Jiggling your own testicles to the point of orgasm. Face usually turns red-then purple.
"Bro, I can't stop jorgling on my weedong. It feels so good I can't stop."
Jorgling by mikumiku January 14, 2025
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011

jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs
i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling
jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019
Cut off jeggings. A hybrid of jean-short (jorts), jean leggings (jeggings).
Jeggings are hot, but not as hot as jorggings.
Jorggings by crd1859 January 20, 2011

Jorgings 

When someone, usually a hipster, wears jorts over jeggings at the gym to give it that 'edge'.
That kid is so hipster he's wearing jorgings at the gym today.
Jorgings by Dr Purrington January 6, 2012

jorgeing 

Jorgeing is the activity of one who cheers for multiple sports teams. Techniques for Jorgeing include purschasing multiple team paraphernalia and changing them in order to show loyalty.
How are you going to say you like the Cowboys but you're wearing the Bears jersey at the same time? #Jorgeing
jorgeing by #EddyComment January 16, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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