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when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.
Let's try Jortsing later!
jortsing by NotHanley June 20, 2024
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The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman
"He tried jortsing and got rejected."
jortsing by NotHanley June 20, 2024
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jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs
i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling
jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

Jorsting 

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.
The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.
Jorsting by lambylamb May 25, 2010
The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!
Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010
Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.
Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.
Jorting by Blueicepik November 20, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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