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The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman
"He tried jortsing and got rejected."
jortsing by NotHanley June 20, 2024
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jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs
i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling
jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

Jorsting 

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.
The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.
Jorsting by lambylamb May 25, 2010
The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!
Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010
Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.
Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.
Jorting by Blueicepik November 20, 2023
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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