jortsing

when a man puts socks on his hands and starts violently screaming and thrusting his meat at the air.

Let's try Jortsing later!

jortsing by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortsing

The act of a man puncturing his balls with a a serrated knife and licking the juice off of the knife to try to seduce a woman

"He tried jortsing and got rejected."

jortsing by NotHanley June 20, 2024

jortling 

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

Jorsting 

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.

Jorsting by lambylamb May 25, 2010

Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".

Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!

Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

Jorting by Blueicepik November 20, 2023