jorkle

When you jork on the shnob until you bruh

Oh man, I gotta go jorkle with my buddies later around the jorkle pond.

by cockthrob May 23, 2024

jorkle

slang for the fidget toy "water wiggler" due to its potential to be used as a goon tool

the jorkles were sold out at the gift shop

by Watergate21 May 17, 2025

Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.

The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.

by cockthrob May 23, 2024

Jorkle Juice

Not semen. Not Sperm. Cum.

The Jorkle Pond was fill with Jorkle Juice after bruh-ing.

by cockthrob May 23, 2024

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Joikle

The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012