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jorkle
jorkle by Watergate21 May 17, 2025
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jorkle • Jorkle Juice • Jorkle Pond • jerkle • Jerkle Circle • Jonkler • jorked • Jockle • Jokles • jonkle
Jorkle Pond
Jorkle Pond by cockthrob May 23, 2024
Jorkle Juice
Jorkle Juice by cockthrob May 23, 2024
Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
The Jonkler
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
Joikle
The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.
Joikle by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012
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French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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