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word:meaning joke, and/or joking. Commonly used as an excuse.
"OMFG! Chill. Jokles."
Jokles by Lewk. October 1, 2005
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inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

Reject this, I dare you.
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Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.
Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

Jokes on you 

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.
If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you
Jokes on you by Qachosky June 7, 2014

Sex Jokes 

The entirety of Urban Dictionary.
Dude: Ima search something up
5 minutes later: *sees a sex joke*
Dude: What the hell is this shit?
Me: Sex jokes. It's the entirety of Urban Dictionary.
Sex Jokes by HellInferno November 8, 2021

among us jokes 

A very unfunny and retarded breed of jokes. Used only by 8-12 year olds and originating around the time that among us got popular, these consist of hopping into random conversations and saying "red sus", "i vented" etc and expecting everybody to laugh at your most definitely funny and humorous joke that is very original and not overused at all
When I make many funny among us jokes but no rational person even lets out the slightest of giggles
among us jokes by naothns November 9, 2020

Dad Jokes 

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children.
Daughter: Dad, we should go back soon.
Dad: Why?
Daughter: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad!
Daughter: Shut up with the dad jokes, they aren't funny!
Dad Jokes by PeanutbutterPenis November 20, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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