Joikle

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The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

Joikle by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012

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The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

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joinleaver

People who join your Discord server and then leave shortly thereafter or the next day so they can inflate their friend count. Basically another word for joinleaving.

Kyle: Ugh, why do people on my Discord server keep leaving as soon as they join?
Chris: They're joinleavers - they join and then leave just so they can boost their friend count. It's basically another word for stupid people.

joinleaver by The Real Driller April 3, 2022

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Joilet

A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.

Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's

Joilet by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009

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Jokles

word:meaning joke, and/or joking. Commonly used as an excuse.

"OMFG! Chill. Jokles."

Jokles by Lewk. October 1, 2005

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joinleaving

Repeatedly entering and leaving a room quickly. Can be seen anywhere, but generally used on IRC channels when people are either being stupid, are having connection problems, or both.

<MatrixD> yeah, it was yesterday
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Quit: GOOODBYE)
>MatrixD has joined the channel.
<MatrixD> woops, closed the window
<Foxer> yeah, yesterday
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
>MatrixD has joined the channel.
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Connection closed)
<Foxer> man, what's with MatrixD, he keeps joinleaving

joinleaving by TD9123 November 7, 2011

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Joike

the word 'jerk' said with a boston accent.

"You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A JOIKE!'
'I know!'

Joike by yougoroarr January 2, 2010

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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