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The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

Joikle by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012

Words you can keep

The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Related Words

Joikle • Jonkler • Joilet • Jockle • Jokles • jonkle • joakley • Joike • jorkle • jikley

joinleaver

People who join your Discord server and then leave shortly thereafter or the next day so they can inflate their friend count. Basically another word for joinleaving.

Kyle: Ugh, why do people on my Discord server keep leaving as soon as they join?
Chris: They're joinleavers - they join and then leave just so they can boost their friend count. It's basically another word for stupid people.

joinleaver by The Real Driller April 3, 2022

Joilet

A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.

Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's

Joilet by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009

Jokles

word:meaning joke, and/or joking. Commonly used as an excuse.

"OMFG! Chill. Jokles."

Jokles by Lewk. October 1, 2005

joinleaving

Repeatedly entering and leaving a room quickly. Can be seen anywhere, but generally used on IRC channels when people are either being stupid, are having connection problems, or both.

<MatrixD> yeah, it was yesterday
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Quit: GOOODBYE)
>MatrixD has joined the channel.
<MatrixD> woops, closed the window
<Foxer> yeah, yesterday
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
>MatrixD has joined the channel.
>MatrixD has left the channel. (Connection closed)
<Foxer> man, what's with MatrixD, he keeps joinleaving

joinleaving by TD9123 November 7, 2011

Joike

the word 'jerk' said with a boston accent.

"You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE A JOIKE!'
'I know!'

Joike by yougoroarr January 2, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026