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An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.
Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!
shnob by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 9, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
a fucking mean, snot of a person
why do you always have to be a shnob!
shnob by joey January 25, 2004
Shnob is the god tier level of head. If one ever receive shnob, you will never ever EVER leave the girl your with. Shnob is very rare so use it wisely.

-Jayden Bradley
“I think the head was so good I think I got shnob bro. I’m finna marry her no cap. I’m not finding this no where else chief !”
Shnob by Jaydon_Almighty August 31, 2020
you mean shnob!!!
shnob by janie January 25, 2004
a very snotty person
Shnob by YOKO January 25, 2004
shnob by molly January 25, 2004
Shnob by SAFIE January 25, 2004
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