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Jordo
A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
Jordo by Ztopwazhere February 14, 2010
Jordon Mckenny
The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny by youwillneverknowwhoiwas November 30, 2011
Jordon
Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Jordon by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
jordgubbe
a gentleman of strawberry complexion who boasts unparalleled proficiency at counting cards in blackjack while racing cars on a race track
jordgubbe by the local jasper September 4, 2013
Jortoguega!
excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.
Jortoguega! by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018
Jordon
A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.
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