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A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
"That's a Jordo!"
"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
Jordo by Ztopwazhere February 14, 2010
Jordon Mckenny
The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny by youwillneverknowwhoiwas November 30, 2011
Jordon
Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon
Person 1: we should start bowing
Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Jordon by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
jordgubbe
a gentleman of strawberry complexion who boasts unparalleled proficiency at counting cards in blackjack while racing cars on a race track
jordgubbe by the local jasper September 4, 2013
Jortoguega!
excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.
Jortoguega! by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018
Jordon
A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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