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Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?

Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon

Person 1: we should start bowing

Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
by Thebigman15 October 06, 2010

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