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Jordaens is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know, He’s funny and amazing He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. A Jordaens has a big heart and he is very compassionate he wants to help everyone he can sumn say hes even a therapist He loves animals (especially horses and snake). Jordaens is extremely extroverted and he is very adorable when he blushes. If you’ve found yourself around a Jordaens become his friend asap no rocky and ladies you better CUFF him while you can( which u probably cant cause hes really that guy) Jordaens has many women vying for his attention but he is very very loyal and tends to pay them no mind. Jordaens have so much potential and ambition. Jordaens has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. A Jordaens is very attractive and VERY good in bed. He will always listen to your desires and needs. A Jordaens always pleases his partners. He is a gorgeous human being. Jordaens should always be cherished and loved. Jordaens deserves the world. A man unlike any other. Hes different BUILT DIFFERENTLY, a man you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordaens are life changing .Having a Jordaens in your life is not always a privilege but an honor fr
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jordaens by Jmoneysprinklebandz November 23, 2021
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like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

JordansNut 

A bad bitch. PERIOT.
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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004

Jordanski 

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.
Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski
Jordanski by Y0rdan September 9, 2019

bootleg jordans

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans
bootleg jordans by uglyprince October 20, 2015
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