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Jordansexual 

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.
"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."
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Jordansexual 

JordanSexual - Being attracted to the YouTuber JordanHatesLife.
John: What’s ur sexuality?

Bob: I’m Jordansexual!

John: What the fuck?
Jordansexual by JordanHL May 6, 2021

Jordansexual 

A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.
Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.
Jordansexual by anonymous January 13, 2021

Jordansexual 

The typical dickrider in the NBA community that mentions Jordan 6-0. These dickriders steady have jordans cum on their lips. Their biggest fear is facts and they run away from it. They use feeling over facts all the time. Have social media accounts dedicated to another human. Most jordansexuals are bron haters.

Jordansexuals record W-L: 0-infinite
Jordansexuals age: 12 yr olds with their phones on maximum

Jordansexuals residence: Moms basement
Jordansexuals crush: Big daddy Jordan, also the Lord and savior
Jordansexuals stepdad: LeBron
Jordansexuals sexuality: Gay
Guy 1: these jordansexuals mad gay, they cant get enough of Bron and Jordan
Guy 2: Ong
Jordansexual by almighty.wes October 2, 2020

jordansexual 

the word used if your name is Elliot Goldman and you're in love with a guy named Jordan Hughes.

for more examples go to wattpad.com and read 'Lab Partners' by: OminouslyAnonymous
You may not be gay or bi or straight, but you're jordansexual.
jordansexual by phan_kookie March 28, 2018

Jordansexual 

You:Did you see Jordan’s new post

Me: Yea I’m jordansexual
Jordansexual by I’m lovin it January 4, 2021

Jordansexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to Jordan fisher
Stella can’t stop obsessing over Jordan fisher she is “Jordansexual
Jordansexual by emily_.grey January 10, 2021